Flirt Sms



Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around. (Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 155)

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Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 192)



 



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A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 144)

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It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 104)

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Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 151)

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1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 145)

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One who somes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart...
So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS...
as u r already a SWEETEHART!**
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 146)

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 175)

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Gorgeous Babe XXX!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 199)

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If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 141)

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister. (Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 158)

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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don't want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 173)



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Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 124)

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The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I'll have to take a bite of u.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 133)

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I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 138)

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I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 120)

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U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 161)

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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 163)

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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 103)

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Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 137)

Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u! (Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 145)

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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 118)



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Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 135)

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Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 146)

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U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 159)

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All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 158)

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Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 135)

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Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 130)

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If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 153)

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Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
 Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me! (Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 151)

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Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 142)



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U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 158)

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I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 158)

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Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 127)

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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 71)

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If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be?
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 84)

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I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 110)

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In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 160)

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In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 160)

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me. (Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 155)

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I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 105)



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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 142)

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Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 147)

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If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 146)

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Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 138)

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If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 129)

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Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 159)

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It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: English   Characters: 128)

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Unhe yeh shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad karte hi nahi, par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yad kaise kare jinhe hum bhoolte hi nahi.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 130)

Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai. (Category: Flirt SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 142)

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Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 140)



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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 116)

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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 144)

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Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 137)

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(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: Punjabi   Characters: 80)

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Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: Punjabi   Characters: 114)

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Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
(Category: Flirt SMS   Language: Punjabi   Characters: 177)