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Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
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hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
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A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all
those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"
He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There's 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your're right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"
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Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
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Man: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down under the bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...
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Wife: Do you know that why are crows black?
Husband: yes, because they don't have money to buy Fair & Lovely!!
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Wife: Why are you late?
Hubby: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Wife: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Hubby: No. I was standing on it.
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Male: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Female: Yes, but would you stay there?
Male: I want to share everything with you.
Female: Let's start from your bank account.
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Father's friend: It is too late, you should sleep here at my short baby's room.
Boy thought that baby will disturb him at night so he replied: OK, but i will sleep at another room.
At morning he saw a beautiful girl next to her on breakfast table.
She said: i am baby and who are you?
Boy: I am the biggest fool!!
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Girl: Mom, i am in love with a guy..
Mom shocked: How old is the boy & what is he doing.
Girl: 3 month kicking happily in my stomach..
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Girlfriend: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, problems and
lighten your burden.
Boyfriend: It's very good darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girlfriend: Well that's because we aren't married yet..
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Girlfriend: "I want to end our relationship,I am going to return you everything you gave me.."
Boyfriend: "Okay then, let's start with Kisses..!!!"
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Boyfriend: Dear, i want to give a gift to my girlfriend, what should i give?
Friend: Diamond ring..
Boyfriend: No, i want to gift something which she has never used before..
Friend: Alright, you can gift her gents underwear...

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Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
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Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao. 
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!
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Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
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I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y 
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me 
1... ... 
2... ... 
3.................. 

So Sweet. now continue ur work..
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Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? 

Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.
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I've written a nice poem 4 u... 
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, 
U shud know wat u r, 
&... 
Once u know wat u r... 

Mental Hospital is not so far..
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U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen. 

Dont misunderstand me 
Cute means 
C-Creating 
U-unnecessary 
T-Troubles 
E-Everywhere
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Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as...... 

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words . 

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!! 

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father..... 

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"...... 

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....
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