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Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
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hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
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A sardar was tired of being sardar and constantly being the subject of all
those dumb sardar jokes. He finally cut his hair. He decided to take a drive through the country to celebrate his new life. Going past a field of sheep (he loved sheep) he stopped and asked the farmer "If i can guess how many sheep in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer laughed and said "Sure, Sir"
He gazed out for a few seconds and said "There's 1,973 sheep" The farmer said with amazement "Your're right! Go and pick one out". On his way back to his car he was stopped by the farmer yelling "Hey Sir! If I can guess your real identity can I have my dog back?"
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